Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
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I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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