i don't like sucking hair
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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