It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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