What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
It's blow job season.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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