I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
