we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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