Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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