put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
being pregnant is like rehab
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Randomize
