its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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