Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
You coming home soon, man?
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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