In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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