That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
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The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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