Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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