You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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