summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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