last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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