If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
It was confusing and full of hummus
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
two words...techno handjob
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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