I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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