Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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