I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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