I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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