you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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