I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
where are you?
Hypothermia
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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