Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
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i wish semen tasted like chocolate
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
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I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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