I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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