you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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