Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
birth control should be required to get into college
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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