whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
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Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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