Got a toothbrush?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize
