just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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