A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I just gift wrapped bread.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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