Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Your cock deserves a montage
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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