He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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