Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Jerry, you need to find god
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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