i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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