It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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