he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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