her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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