So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
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FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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