Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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