He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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