Non-Jews are for practice
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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