i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
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there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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