brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
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I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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