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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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