I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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