My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
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And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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