He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Randomize