the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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