hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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