69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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