TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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