We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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