please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
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Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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